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S L S 1. 02. A bunch of jocks
(Lyrics & Music by The Piz)


Description

"Biting social satire with a shameless plug for 'The Piz.' " The idea for this song came from walking by the locker rooms after school every day in high school, where there would often be a football team.


Lyrics

I'll wake up at 6:30
go to the weight room take a pee
lay on the bench, lift some weights
got to look good for my hot dates
Grab my Nike® shoes and hat
Oh yeah don't forget my bat

chorus-
We're a bunch of jocks! We're a bunch of jocks!

Yesterday I won a game
Boy I sure do get all the fame
None of that long hair is for me
I'd rather look like Mr. T
Maybe I'll go pierce my ea
Then I'll go drink some bee

(chorus)

I get along with all the teachers
some day I'll marry all the preachers
I beat up all the little faggots
Buy the new Piz tape Circus Maggots

(chorus)


Transcription

guitar (who knows how it was really played, but it's played this way live):

main part
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----5-4---2-----
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5-----------0---

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-------------------------------/7---7-7----\2--/7---7-7----\2---
5---5-5----\0--/5---5-5----\0-----------------------------------
"maybe i'll go pierce my ear" "then i'll go drink some beer"

"i get along with all the teachers" part
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1010--10----787-
----9-----9-----
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"we're a bunch of jocks" part
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7-7-7-7\--2-2---
7-7-7-7\--2-2---
5-5-5-5\--0-0---

main bassline:
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0---------0-/7--
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"slap" style

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