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S L X 1. 16. Conceited
(Lyrics & Music by The Piz)


Description

"a seemingly fun trip into the mind of a conceited person, whose conceit manifests itself in this double personality. i think the two are meant to be one and the same, and then it launches off into this arrogant rant in which the speaker not only becomes another person, but all things and untlimately God." The second part of this song was added on later, after we sat around with an acoustic guitar and played the ending for 45 minutes thinking of different things to be.


Lyrics

I'm conceited
I'm conceited, I'm conceited
I'm so so so so so so so
I'm conceited, I'm conceited
I'm conceited
Hey, I'm conceited too
since we're both conceited, that means
We're conceited, We're conceited
We're conceited, We're conceited
We're conceited
Hey, I saw you guys over here, and I know you want me to join you
Well, since we're, yknow
Yeah
We're conceited, We're conceited
We're conceited, We're conceited
We're conceited
Like, hey Buffy, I'm gonna join you in this groovy set
Hey, cool man
We're conceited, We're conceited
We're conceited, We're conceited
We're conceited
Guys, I'm way too, uh, popular for you guys, uh, I gotta go
We're conceited, We're conceited
We're conceited, We're conceited
We're conceited
Wait, hold on, you guys are just not cool enough for me so, like, I'm outta here
Whatever
Sure
We're conceited, We're conceited
We're conceited, We're conceited
We're conceited
You know what, Reuben®, you suck compared to me and you know the Gap® closes in an hour so I gotta go
Fine
I'm conceited, I'm perfect
I'm the greatest man who ever lived
I'm a corn muffin, I'm play-doh
I'm a blueberry, I'm a chess piece
I'm a squirt gun, I'm a Gummi Bear®
I'm a Burger King® hat
I'm a bathtub, I'm the president
I'm your left toenail
I'm nitrogen, I'm four o'clock
I'm Texas®, I'm a kindergarten teacher, I'm Jupiter
I'm a shoelace, I'm Aerosmith®, I'm Cap'n Crunch®, I'm 32 cents
I'm a toilet, you can flush me, whshh whshhhh whshh whhshhh
I'm a test tube, I'm the Bible®, I'm Hulk Hogan®, I'm Mr. Paz, I'm peanut butte
I'm root beer, I'm a doorknob, I'm a toothpick, I'm a little guy stuck in a fat guy
I'm Yoda®, I'm Jello®, I'm a Band-Aid®, I'm Picasso®, I'm your grampa
I'm a crayon, I'm God®, I'm God
I'm God I'm God I'm God I'm God®, I'm Jesus Christ®, I'm God
I®'m the Pizard®


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