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you can do it Susie! shake those legs!
from new zwitzihalla, Susie Straglioni!!!
and from off of the streets, Bob Billy-o-Bob-Bobby-Bob!!!
i'm Tom Flex here with Joe Pecs live at Hit-o-Rama '96
here's the ref with the starting rules
you heard that folks, those were special rules just for this fight,
because of the nature of these...ahh...components
Tom- ooooohh!!! Susie starts off with a bone-crushing back swimmer!!!
Joe- ooohhhhhh, that's gotta hurt
Tom- it sure does, Joe
Joe- but wait! Bob Billy-o-Bob-Bobby-Bob breaks free and puts Susie
in a neck-ripping bike rider!!! Bob Billy-o-Bob-Bobby-Bob sends Susie
over the ropes!!
Tom- don't count Susie out yet, i see him out there every day, working hard.
i think he'll come back
Tom & Joe- OUHHDTWVIYIXNIOIYEGIUHSX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Joe- Susie puts him in a good move and wins the match!!!!
Tom- Susie's gonna be live on pay-per-view at the cage next Monday don't miss it folks be there or be square!!!!!!!
Joe- and now for a live interview in the locker room with Ron Nex!!!
Ron- hello, I'm Ron Nex, here with Susie Straglioni
how do you feel about your victory?
Ron- well you know, victory means winning
Susie- OUHUMM!! OUEHIEHEUHAOUHIAOHOUOEHOIHUEOIEHOHE!!!!!
Ron- okay, now let's go to Bob Billy-o-Bob-Bobby-Bob....
Bob Billy-o-Bob-Bobby-Bob! how do you feel about losing to Susie Stragabaloney?
Bob- OIUEJEOINOEUEEE!! OOUENEHEOEOUEHSUHEOE NEXT WEEK
Ron- alright let's bring you back to ringside, live
Hit-o-Rama '96 has been brought to you by:
Cumagadden, the natural stuff
and, by Wart Hog de-plumbing
we get all those ugly wart hogs out of your sink
dude, i can't get up and leave, i got wood
hon, are you looking' at that woman over there?
uh, no (smack!) ow
c'mon, spit on 'im
HEY YOU KID!
DID YOU SPIT ON ME!??!