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X L X 19. the druid song
(Lyrics & Music by The Piz)


bob is a druid
he knows a lot of stuff
he reads books on math and science
he studies all the time
he's real good at poetry
he didn't invent the dime

bob comes from ireland
one of the celtic nations
his religion is pre-christian
he believes in many gods
he has a god for everything important in his life

there are many ceremonies in bob's religion
they're called druidic holidays
there's a series of fire festivals
along with seasonal festivals
a festival for every six weeks
the fire festivals are three days long
the best time for a sacrifice is sunset on the first day

bob believes in cosmic balance
he studies astronomy
and one day when he took a pee
he looked up in the sky
break it down