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X L X 1. 11. you die tonight
(Lyrics & Music by The Piz)


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there's a hole in my floor
it's where the trolls come in
there's a hole in my floor
but the midgets use the door
they like the dark
and they like my room
because there's no light
because i am a vampire and i will suck your blood until you die
there's a flashing light in my head
it makes me wish that they were dead
'cause the midgets are always there
and they sit and comb their hair and don't speak a word to me
and don't tell me why they use my room
and they clean it up and they use a broom
when they make a mess, they're never dirty
drives me crazy
i'll just crawl through the hole in my floor
'til i get to the outside and i see the sun and then i die
because i am a vampire
and i will suck your blood until you die
and join the midgets in my pie
'cause i am eating them now they taste so good
they taste so nice
it makes me think of cinnamon spices
they've got a creamy flavor
kind of like eggnog
it's better than eating you and it's even better than eating a frog
in my room where it's dark and there are no lights
because i am a vampire and i sleep with midgets
and they comb their hair but now they aren't there
because i chopped them into little pieces and put them in my pie
and it tastes good
better than wood
kinda like cream
it makes you scream aaaaaaa
there's a hole in my floor
and i don't have a door anymore
so the midgets they climb through the chimney
and they land in all my ashes and sometimes they burn themselves
but i don't mind
it makes them kinda crispy
kinda like dirt
i like dirt
kinda like dirt
i like dirt
better than you
you're not a midget


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