(home) (bottom)

Song Info

X L X 1. 03. I wish I was a cat
(Lyrics: paul, etc.; Music: reuben, etc.)


Lyrics

1 2 3 4
i took a dump on a speed bump
my friend said "boy, what a lump"
then we passed a couple of flies
and they said
"are you the boy that took a dump on a speed bump which made a big lump?"
and i said yeah

chorus:
i wish i was a whore
i wish i lived next door
i wish i could make love to the floor
i wish i had a cat
i think i'd beat it with a bat

i wish i had a purple hat
then i'd wear it when i beat my cat with a bat
when i was two i only wore my left shoe
i wish i was a bore
'cause if i was a bore then i could be really poor

(chorus)


top