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X L X 22. The Black and Blues
(Lyrics & Music by The Piz)


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Well I woke up this morning outside of my regular bed
I looked on into the mirror and I couldn't see my own head
Just a big fat lump of some lumpy lumps
Purple and black and blue and plump
Swole up to three times watermelon size
I couldn’t tell what was the nose or the eyes
I said, "That hole is a mouth, I can tell by the drool"
I got bit by a monster in the black end of the pool

I got the black and blues
Black and blues
Grew a couple of feet
So now I need a new pair of shoes

And then about one week later, I was sittin' in my favorite chair
I was looking down at that felt; you know the dealer was there
My chin still looked like an UGLI® fruit, my nose like a ripe Asian pear
I had blacks and blues and some reds and a green
So I cashed in the biggest stack of chips I ever seen
I was high on luck, when a monster with a bat
Whacked me right across my blue eyes and turned 'em both black

So now I got the black and blues
Black and blues
Grew a couple more feet
So now I need a new pair of shoes, you know

Looking in the mirror and the car is white and black
And blue and red lights are flashing onto my back
Then a monster pulled me out the car
And kicked me in the teeth with a long black stick

Now I got the black and blues
Got the black and blues
Grew a couple of feet
Now I need a new pair of shoes


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