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Where/how/why can I get Piz tapes and CDs?

I'm glad I asked this.


WHERE:

Try to find someone else who has some Piz tapes or CDs. He or she will usually want to get rid of them. If you want to use a credit card or "PayPal" to purchase a CD, try Slowly the Ghost Records. Otherwise, contact us via e-mail (piz@thepiz.org). You can also write to Slowly the Ghost, but it will go to the same person.

HOW:

Ask nicely. Threats and extortion often work as well. Just kidding. Send twenty billion dollars and you will be guaranteed a top-notch Piz recording. If you have not decided which album you want, try listening to some songs in mp3 format. If you are from a country that has never been sent a Piz album, you are eligible for a free one. Countries already containing the Piz include the United States, Canada, Brazil, Russia, Japan, Norway, Germany, Finland, and The Netherlands.

WHY:

I have no idea. There is no real answer to this question. As with most forms of music, no one really wants it, but instead everyone pretends that they do to show how cool they are. This is the basis of American culture and we are proud of it. Pretend you like it; it will make you cool.

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