The Tucson Mountain Bushwhackers


The Stupid President Album
1. The Dubbya Habit Blues

Dubbya habit is mighty bad,
It's the worst Republican habit this country's ever had
Hey Congress, please impeach George Bush for me

I liked Kerry and Kucinich and Howard Dean,
But I've always thought that Dubbya's obscene
Hey Congress, please impeach George Bush for me

Well I walk down Congress Street and head up Main,
Lookin' for someone who thinks Bush isn't insane
Hey Congress, please impeach George Bush for me

All we need is an impassioned speech 
On the floor of the senate about why he should be impeached
Hey Congressman, stand up and make a speech for me

Hey hey hey hey hey hey

He's a war criminal and a liar too,
We gotta see that George Bush is through
Hey Congress, please impeach George Bush for me


2. I Can't Help It I'm So Sad

I know you're a Republican and I'm a Democrat
I see that you're young and thin and I am kinda old and fat
I know you think it's bad to be oh so sad
About a stupid election, but I can't help it
I'm so sad

When George Bush won this time by a margin of three percent
I know that you were all excited, 'cause he was finally elected president
But you must not be mad if folks like me are really sad 
'Cause fifty-six million of us voted for that other guy
What's his name

I read the news every day and I don't like what I see
Killing innocent people is no way to make a country free
We dropped a five hundred pound bomb on a bunch of kids and dads and moms
And we don't seem to care
Imagine if you or me were livin' there

Listen, I support our troops in Iraq, don't get me wrong
But let's just get them home, after all that's where they belong
And come on you've got to admit that Donald Rumsfeld is full of shit
I mean for heaven's sake let's admit
That the war is a big mistake

This president is talking about cutting spending, 
But good veterans' benefits and help for the poor is what he's ending
He just wants to spend more on war, and that's not what democracy is for
And what about the homeless and the hungry
Imagine if it were you or me

You say, "listen, he got elected; let's support the commander in chief"
I have to tell you, I'm sorry, but that statement is beyond belief
Ninety percent of what Bush does is wrong, and I think more people will see it before long
We can just be friends if you'll wake up 
And see it too

The President said again today that he's bringing democracy to the world
I'm sorry but that's not a job for America's boys and girls
That's megalomania, you see, a form of insanity
And it doesn't help our freedom or economy
So what good is Dubbya for you and me?

I know that you're Republican and I'm a Democrat
I see that you're young and thin and I know that I am kinda old and kinda fat
I know you think it's bad to be oh so sad
About a stupid election but I can't help it
I'm so sad
 
 
3. Votin' Machine Blues

In the 2000 election, I felt such dejection I was just about to kill myself
I had to stay up all night, and just to make myself feel right, I drank all the booze on my shelf
You know it was a bad scene, in fact it made me feel mean, the Republican votin' machine

The worst part was in Florida, it was so horrid our, Democracy was under attack
And if you went to vote that day, you might have got turned away, especially if you were black

When  Bush became president, he acted like he was heaven sent, and God was on his side
He's not a good leader, but he's a great misleader, he's just lied and lied and lied
You know he's fooled a lot of folks with his folksy ways and little jokes, but he's the
Scariest man alive

The electorate didn't get it, they gave Bush too much credit
While he did so much more wrong than right
But when Kerry was on the attack, hittin' Bush with hard facts
For a while, we saw  a pretty good fight

Now election day has come and gone, and 59 million got it wrong, but wow, it was a close race
G. Dubbya's lookin' happy, and that makes me feel real crappy, and John Kerry's wearing that long face
But was Kerry really defeated? I don't know, was he cheated by them goddamn votin' machines?

The electronic vote seems odd, and easily subject to fraud
You know it makes it easy to cheat
Now that there's lots of questions of Bush fixin' another election
We should be rioting in the street

Now we're all catchin' our breath, and the truth is, we are scared to death about G. Dubbya's psychotic ways
He's ignoring global warming; he loves to go desert storming, and he says he hears the Lord when he prays
God tells him to kill dictators and remove democracy haters,
But I think it's a megalomania haze


4. Dubbya, We'd Like to Club Ya

Dubbya, we been thinkin' of ya
We wish we weren't at war
You've caused a lot of destruction,
And we don't know what it's all for

Dubbya, tell us why must ya
Keep our troops in Iraq?
Dubbya, we do not trust ya
When will you bring our soldiers back?

Armies cannot impose democracy
No matter what you neo-cons think
It looks like an American empire
And you know that really stinks

Dubbya we'd like to club ya,
Wishing that you were through
We say No to your agenda
George Bush we say No To You


5. Whoopie Ti Yi Yo, Git Along Little Dubbya

When I look back on this so-called election
I have to suspect that something was wrong
Exit polls suggest electronic deception
And give me good reason for singin' this song.

Whoopie ti yi yo, get along little Dubbya
You really ought to leave the White House
Whoopie ti yi yo, get along little Dubbya
Your party's self-serving, and you are a louse.

We're gonna spend billions on Iraq reconstruction
And how many innocent lives will it take?
There weren't any weapons of mass destruction
Why don't you admit that you made a mistake?

Whoopie ti yi yo, get along little Dubbya
We'd like to see you find a new home
Whoopie ti yi yo, you war criminal, Dubbya
We otta impeach you, cuz it's your time to roam.

Are you just bein' a practical joker
When you insist Social Security be changed?
It's really just money for the stock market broker
Do you think we are stupid, or are you deranged?

Whoopie ti yi yo, git along little Dubbya
You just help corporations make a big buck
Why not be honest for once and tell us,
"If you are not rich, you are just out of luck."

The Democrats must campaign with new passion
And regain their progressive roots and beliefs
And care about workers and poor people's worries,
And stand up to Bush and his corporate thiefs.

Whoopie ti yi yo, git along little Dubbya
You've already been in office too long
Whoopie ti yi yo, get along little Dubbya
If you think you got a mandate, you got it dead wrong.


6. Who Would Jesus Kill?

George W. Bush sinks down on his knees every night and talks to the lord in prayer
He knows that when he's lost and afraid, he'll find some guidance there
He asks the Lord who the evildoers are and where the terrorists hide,
And when he finds out, he orders them killed 'cause God is on his side

He just asks "Where would Jesus bomb, oh Lordy, where would Jesus bomb?
Should it be North Korea or Canada or France or maybe just Iran?
Oh Lord wherever You send my troops I know we'll be secure
'Cause I know my Father in heaven is smarter than my father Bush One, for sure"

God told Dubbya that abortion's bad and capital punishment's good,
So when he was governor of Texas he tried to kill everybody he could
He knelt down on the floor to pray, wearing his nicest suit,
Telling God, "I believe in a culture of life, but who would Jesus execute?"

"Who would Jesus electrocute, oh Lordy, or kill by injection or gas?"
There's no hints in the Bible, but all Dubbya's gotta do is ask
God always tells him what to do, so he never makes a mistake
If you don't know who to wipe off the face of the Earth, just ask Dubbya for heaven's sake

"Who would Jesus kill, oh Dubbya, who would Jesus kill?
As long as there's one terrorist left we're willing to pay the bill
200 billion dollars for the war so far, that's really not so wrong
The torture and killing of innocent people makes the world more safe and strong."

Whenever he calls a cabinet meeting he sits near Condi and Rummy
And not because he thinks Rummy's cute or 'cause Condi likes to rub his tummy
You see, God doesn't speak direct to them, so Dubbya thinks it's great
When they get down on their knees next to him, and he hears them supplicate

They ask him, "Who would Jesus kill, oh Dubbya, who would Jesus kill?
As long as there's one terrorist left we're willing to pay the bill
200 billion dollars for the war so far, that's really not so wrong
The torture and killing of innocent people makes the world more safe and strong.

"Who would Jesus kill, oh Dubbya, who would Jesus kill?
As long as there's one terrorist left we're willing to pay the bill
200 billion dollars for the war so far, that's really not so wrong
The torture and killing of innocent people makes the world  more safe and strong."