The Tucson Mountain Bushwhackers


The Stupid President Album
1. What Do You Do With a Stupid President?

What do you do with a stupid president
What do you do with a stupid president
What do you do, stupid president, earl-eye in November?

Way hey and out he's goin'
Way hey and out he's goin'
Way hey and out he's goin', earl-eye in November.

See if he'll choke on a salty pretzel
See if he'll choke on a salty pretzel
See if he'll choke on a salty pretzel.
Shake 'em and wake 'em and try and make 'em!

Put him in a room full of reporters
Put him in a room full of reporters
Put him in a room full of reporters.
See if he can answer some tough questions.

Way hey etc.

Send him to Iraq and let him dodge bullets
Send him to Iraq and let him dodge bullets
Send him to Iraq, let him dodge bullets.
Wearin' some funny cowboy boots.

Way hey etc.

Kick him off of Air Force One, just for fun
Kick him off of Air Force One, just for fun
Kick him off of Air Force One, just for fun,
From an altitude of 50 thousand feet. 

Way hey etc.

Send him back to Texas under a black cloud
Send him back to Texas under a black cloud
Send him back to Texas under a black cloud.
Earl-eye in November.

Way hey etc.


2. George Bush is a Terrorist Too

We've had our own home grown terrorists they say,
Like Ted Kaczynski and Timothy McVeigh,
I hate to say it but I do believe it's true,
George Bush is a terrorist too.

When Bush stole the election at the millennium, 
I thought he was a ruthless son of a gun.
As he worried over star wars, tax cuts stem cells and such,
I thought that he was out of touch

It seems the planet's never been such a mess, 
After 911 things seemed so strange I guess.
And lately I've been feelin' oh so blue.
I wonder if you're feelin' it too?

We've had our own home grown terrorists they say,
Like Ted Kaczynski and Timothy McVeigh,
I hate to say it but I do believe it's true,
George Bush is a terrorist too.

When George Bush vowed to rid the world of evil,
I thought he was more reckless than Evel Knievel.
It got even worse when he came up with a hit list 
Of seventy nations that harbored terrorists!

On the home front Bush is makin' war on the poor,
And sometimes you might wonder what for.
I guess Dubbya thinks to make the economy healthy,
There's nothin' better than tax cuts for the wealthy.

We've had our own home grown terrorists they say,
Like Ted Kaczynski and Timothy McVeigh,
I hate to say it but I do believe it's true,
George Bush is a terrorist too.
George Bush is a terrorist too.
George Bush is a terrorist too.
 
 
3. Dubbya in the USA

Let me tell you a story 'bout a man named Dubbya 
And a tragic election night
They counted the votes and they counted them again, 
But they never got it right.

Now you know that Al Gore was kind of a bore 
And that made it close right there,
And all through the night Ralph Nader kept it tight,
And Gore was winnin' by just a hair.

Down in Florida, Dubbya's brother Jeb 
Had guaranteed him a win
Jeb's Secretary of State, Katherine Harris, screwed around
With the recount and you know that was a sin.

And will Dubbya win again, well he didn't win then, 
And that you've got to note.
When all is said and done, Al Gore really won
By half a million in the popular vote.

Florida's butterfly ballots caused some confusion, 
And when things got really bad.
There were lots of funny jokes about all those hapless folks
Countin' pregnant and hangin' chad.

Florida's Supreme Court went to bat for Al Gore, 
They said, hey, give the recount some time
Make sure every vote counts, cuz if they don't 
That would really be a crime.

But on December 12th, the the United States Supremes
Ruled by five to four
That the recount had to meet an impossible deadline,
That was it for Mr. Gore.

So Dubbya wasn't really elected; by the Supremes he was selected
And that really is a shame.
Cuz as time goes on, lots of people notice 
That Dubbya doesn't have much of a brain

When 9/11 came along, things got more and more wrong
And you know my hair just curled
When Dubbya identified 70 terrorist nations 
And decided to make war on the world.

And now we've had three more years and lots of tears and fears
And it's really been intense,
But when you look at his war, and what he's killin' for
It's plain that Dubbya really has no sense

Our kids go to Iraq and some don't come back
And people there live and die in pain.
And I have to ask why so many innocent people have to die
Just because the president really has no brain?

So this November try to remember 
No matter what they say
John Kerry may be odd, but he doesn't think that God
Told him to save the world today.

And will Dubbya win again, well he didn't win then,
And that you've got to note,
When all is said and done, Al Gore really won
By half a million in the popular vote.

Make sure George never returns, no he never returns
We can't take four more years of hate,
So on election day, vote for John F. Kerry and 
Send Dubbya back to the Lone Star State!


4. We Ain't Got a Real President

Oh we ain't got a real President, just a stupid White House resident
So when November comes along, just remember this song and
Dump George Bush

Nobody really trusts Dick Cheney, they just say he's kinda brainy
He and his Halliburton crew ain't good for me and you,
So let's dump him and George Bush

His brand of compassionate conservatism, really it is rotten
It's all about makin' the rich even richer, while the poor people are forgotten

You can vote for an intelligent monkey, or a stupid homeless junkie
When November comes along, remember this song 
Let's dump George Bush.


5. Let's Pretend We're Better Than Them

There have been times when I could say, 
"I'm proud to be an American today"
But not lately.

We've gone to Baghdad and dropped some bombs
killed lots of innocent moms.
We blow their little children right out of their arms
While we pretend that we're better than them.

We've raided their homes in the middle of the night
And given poor families a horrible fright
Rounded up forty thousand and tortured them and then
We pretend that we're better than them.

Oh say, can you tell when it all went to hell?
While we pretend that we're better than them.

There have been times when I could say,
"What a beautiful day; I sure do hope things stay this way"
But not lately.

We've put out the eyes of little Iraqi guys
And burned up the curls of lots of little girls
We make believe we know what we invaded for
As we plan to abandon them to a bloody civil war
And we pretend that we're better than them

There have been times when I could say, 
"I'm proud to be an American today"
But not lately.

We hide the corpses of our heroes, that's not right
And ship their coffins home in the middle of the night
Make sure they are covered by the starred and the striped
While Bush avoids the funerals where the mothers' tears are wiped
We pretend we'd do it all again


6. George Bush is a Christian

You know George Bush is a Christian, you know he knows the Bible well.
But I can tell you people, when George Bush dies,
He's goin' straight to hell.
I'll tell you again, you know George Bush is a Christian
He knows the Bible well I will tell you somethin' people
When George Bush dies I know he's goin' Straight to hell.


7. Charleston Taps

(instrumental)