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The stagnant river Nothing: "Lyrics"

The stagnant river Nothing. (artist's depiction)

This is not the lyrics. Nor is it a transcription of what we're saying. What this is is a list of the tracks with a reference to the "finished" song that each one was recorded before or after. It's sort of a "guide" for the infinitesimal, statistically meaningless number of people who will ever listen to this album. Some of the songs you could have figured out by yourself, but some are probably impossible to figure out. A few are songs that have not been released., but may be in the future. 

The album title headings may not correspond to songs actually found on that album. The headings signify which "era" the track originated in. Circus Maggots is divided by the introduction of the 4-track cassette recorder. You may notice there is only one track under the "Spezielle kratzfeste Oberfläche" heading. That's because that was one of our more fake albums, as it was made out of earlier stuff (see Track 70, "Nothin' Stops the," and Track 80, "Suggestions," etc.) and songs recorded by one person who doesn't talk to himself. The only album that comes close in fakeness is blsjnlsbalwivbalv; in fact, some would argue that blsjnlsbalwivbalv is the fakest of the two. We will leave that for the historians to decide. Insert Piz Here-> is not included because the stuff from it just doesn't match up to the quality of the rest of the cd, and there is way too much of it. Also not included is anything recorded after this was released, i.e. Diverse Uniform

Bold means that the song we were recording has not been released. 
Italic
means that there was nothing that will ever be considered a song.

Peace Monkey Flimp (late 1995)
01. "brass knuckles" (0:54)
02. "mandarin lime"/"reuben doesn't like that title" (1:14)
03. "the dollar sign of mars" (5:56)
04. "puker chops & banna pells" (0:12)
05. "trn³" (0:27)
06. "cheese and mayonnaise sandwich" (0:12) 07. "thmc.693" (2:17)
08. "fun with bob and his best buddy" (1:14)
09. "beast" (0:49)
10. "the mysterious world of the bean plant" (1:17)
11. "the beginning" (0:16)
Circus Maggots (not 4-track) (early 1996)
12. "Procrastination" (4:13)
13. "Hicks are the best" (5:47)
14. "robbie language" (0:39)
15. "Too Many Pancakes" (0:04)
16. "The Jizake" (0:06)
17. "the monkey song (old version)" (4:12)
18. "scary death bear (old version)" (0:16)
19. "The Monkey Song" (2:40)
20. "Rent-a-Cop Bob" (0:15)
21. "longview" (0:07)
22. "Down with the Colonel" (0:56)
23. "I love Josh" (0:12)
24. "Anti-Drug Song" (0:57)
25. "come out and play" (1:13)
26. "Anti-Drug Song (takes 163-23976293746)" (5:38)
27. "piz in the dark" (0:26)
28. "john" (0:33)
29. "undone - the sweater song (in the dark)" (0:32)
30. "Rent-a-Cop Bob (in the dark)" (0:07)
Circus Maggots (4-track) (mid 1996)
31. "Signs of Chaos" (0:16)
32. "Vote for Robbie (4-track)" (0:16)
33. "Security Guy Joe" (0:45)
34. "12 lb. Pork Chop" (0:19)
35. "Cop Man" (0:42)
36. "Evil Bob vs. Jerry" (0:40)
the zid (late 1996-early 1997)
37. "into the cathedral we go"/"resting place of the black chains" (0:08)
38. "my nane is mud"/"officer bobby"/"sucky goth" (0:13)
39. "johnny & the platypus" (0:16)
40. "jacket, the brown" (0:06)
41. "the girl with the funny twitch" (0:19)
42. "hit-o-rama '96 (prototype)" (1:05)
43. "the helicopter" (0:34)
44. "hit-o-rama '96" (0:45)
45. "the process" (0:31)
46. "sneak past the gorilla"/"the special button (prototype)" (0:05)
47. "the special button" (0:23)
48. "mr. cool meats himself" (0:09)
49. "the druid song" (0:26)
50. "The Most Accurate Decimal Calculation of pi to Date" (0:06)
51. "pepper-carrot sauce" (0:21)
52. "i have no donuts" (0:44)
53. "the beautiful people" (1:23)
54. "glass wood"/"double dare (fake)" (0:16)
55. "double dare (less fake)" (0:09)
56. "dope hat (change it bill)" (0:44)
57. "double dare (change it bill)" (0:08)
58. "brain stew (change it bill)" (0:44)
59. "mr. doo doo head" (0:06)
60. "4 stiffs in a limp (prototype)" (0:12)
61. "4 stiffs in a limp" (0:04)
62. "the lumberjack" (0:20)
63. "The Cello of Sparta" (0:05)
the educational album (mid 1997)
64. "weird thing" (0:06) 65. "evil plus four" (2:19)
66. "evil" (0:30)
67. "little johnny could really ride a pony" (3:54)
68. nothing (0:19) 69. "the phone song (fake)" (0:12)
70. "Nothin' Stops the" (0:10)
practice for a show (mid 1997)
71. set list (0:20)
72. "jacket, the brown (practice)" (0:08)
73. "johnny & the platypus (practice)" (0:49)
74. "larry's park (practice)" (0:21)
The Bloody One (mid-late 1997)
75. "molly's bloody corpse" (0:54)
76. "the eye of francis" (0:09)
77. "insanity (plague remix)" (0:05)
78. "skeleton death taxi" (0:04)
79. "double dare" (0:08)
80. "Suggestions" (0:07)
81. "you die tonight" (0:23)
82. "oats 'n honey 'n blood" (1:52)
83. "learn about colors" (0:07)
84. "bloody eyelash sauce" (0:12)
85. "larry's carcass" (0:17)
86. "the phone song" (0:07)
87. "the scary towne (prototype)" (0:04)
88. "i hurt myself (1997)" (0:08)
89. "enter sandman" (0:17)
90. "bela lugosi's dead (2nd version)" (0:13)
91. "i need to die" (0:04)
blsjnlsbalwivbalv (late 1997)
92. "bloodletting" (0:17)
93. "stigmata martyr"/"the little people"/"fat-headed bobby" (0:06)
Spezielle kratzfeste Oberfläche (early-mid 1998)
94. "Wax Hodad Fangs" (0:08)
Return to Stupidland (late 1998-mid 1999)
95. "Green Snake" (0:13)
96. "Officer Bobby (Death metal studio version)" (0:29)
97. "Have a Good Night" (0:21)
98. "Shrunken Heads" (0:07)
Snow Pants (late 1999)
99. "Ooo Ooo Christmastime" (0:13)
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